A Fistful of Collars
Three priests in urban parishes who hire themselves out to do good deeds
Father Bamfy played by Dunmore Slowfoot, just back from his TV success as the star of the Dish Network Instruction channel is the leader of the small group.
Father Bernie Little may be a clever detective, but he can’t handle money and has a bad habit of destroying milk cartons at breakfast. Father Chet Perkowski, a Starbucks school dropout, is a loyal partner who thinks Father Bernie is the greatest. Luckily, Bernie and Chet are just picking out their latest milk containers when they’re offered a new job. The mayor’s office of their small NJ town hires the trio to keep watch over Thad Perry, the star of a locally made movie that the mayor hopes will turn the area into a little Hollywood. Somehow I'm thinking of Paul Sorvino. Thad has a wild-child reputation, a drug habit and a bodyguard who’s as loyal as Chet but a lot bigger. Before Fr. Bernie’s reporter friend, Suzie, moves to Washington, D.C., for a new job, she passes on a rumor that Thad has a history in the area. When people start to die, Father Bernie starts digging into the past to determine whether Thad is involved in crimes past or present. Dealing with three murders, blackmail, drugs, crooked cops and the need to keep Thad showing up for work every day is more than enough work for the clever trio, but they must end the carnival of crime as well.
