Dr. T and Teatime
Mildred Bailey
Paul Whiteman And His Orchestra (vocal: Bing Crosby)I Like To Do Things For You (1930) Columbia E CB87
Frankie Trumbauer & His Orchestra I Like To Do Things For You (v J. Lang) (1930) OKeh 41421
Mildred Bailey & Delta Rhythm Boys It's So Peaceful In The Country (1941)DECCA 3953A
Mildred Bailey Where Are You? (1937) Vocalion 3456 Billboard: Reached Number 5 on the Billboard chart in 1937
Aretha Franklin Where Are You?
Ben Webster Trio - Where Are You? (1957) Ben Webster (tenor sax), Jimmy Rowles (piano), Red Mitchell (bass)from the album 'BILL HARRIS AND FRIENDS'
Dinah Washington Where Are You ?
Illinois Jacquet Where Are You MERCURY 89060
Johnny Mathis Where Are You
Benny Goodman And His Orchestra Please Be Kind (1938)VICTOR 25814
Red Norvo And His Orchestra Says My Heart (vocal:Mildred Bailey)(1938) CBS BR8135
Benny Goodman And His Orchestra Darn That Dream (1939) COLUMBIA 35331
Mildred Bailey W Matty Malneck Home (1931) BLUEBIRD 7763 B
Mildred Bailey When Day Is Done (1935) ARC VO3057
Mildred Bailey Sometimes I'm Happy (1941) DECCA 3755B
Mildred Bailey And Her Orchestra Small Fry Vocalion, 4224
Mildred Bailey & Her Orchestra I See Your Face Before Me Vocalion 3931
Mildred Bailey & Her Alleycats Willow Tree DECCA, 18108B
Mildred Bailey Honeysuckle Rose DECCA, 18108A
Mildred Bailey The Man I Love CROWN, 105
Mildred Bailey & Her Orchestra If You Should Ever Leave Me (1937)Vocalion 3615
Mildred Bailey With Teddy Wilson Scrap Your Fat V-DISC 135B
Mildred Bailey Rock It For Me (1938) CBS VO4083
Mildred Bailey Fools Rush In (1940) COLUMBIA 35463
Mildred Bailey W E. Sauter All That Glitters Is Not Gold (1946) MAJESTIC 1034
Benny Goodman And His Orchestra Faithful Forever (vocal:Mildred Bailey) (1939) CBS CO35289
Red Norvo & His Orchestra Wigwammin (vocal:Mildred Bailey)BRUNSWICK 8194
Da police car pulled up in front of da house on Wisteria Lane, and I gets out.
Da polite policeman, I tink his name was Sgt. Redenbacker, explained to da Hellkat aka my loverly wife Helen dat I said that I was lost in da park...and couldn't find my way home. "Pops", said da Hellkat , " You've been going to dat park for over 30 years ! So how could you get lost ? " Leaning close to da Hellkat, so that the policeman couldn't hear. I whispered, " I wasn't lost.....I was just too tired to walk home."
So to honor or recompense da police department, I'm going ta give you a rash --of police jokes:A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with tremendous force. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of the clerics has a scratch on him.
After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi.
Just look at our cars.
There is nothing left, yet we are here, unhurt.
This must be a sign from God!"
Pointing to the sky, he continues, "God must have meant that we should meet and share our lives in peace and friendship for the rest of our days on earth."
The priest replies, "I agree with you completely.
This must surely be a sign from God!"
The rabbi is looking at his car and exclaims, "And look at this!
Here's another miracle!
My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of Mogen David wine did not break.
Surely, God wants us to drink this wine and to celebrate our good fortune."
The priest nods in agreement.
The rabbi hands the bottle to the priest, who drinks half the bottle and hands the bottle back to the rabbi.
The rabbi takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap on, then hands it back to the priest.
The priest, baffled, asks, "Aren't you having any, Rabbi?"
The rabbi replies, "Nah... I think I'll wait for the police."
2. A juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer.
"I juggle them in my act."
"Oh yeah?" says the cop. "Let's see you do it." So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives.
A guy driving by sees this and says, "Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now!
3. A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."
The woman answered "Well, I have contacts."
The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"
4. I tink I told dis one before, but here goes anyways:
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.
The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go."
The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"
